Anyone know a good, creative title..?

For homework, I have to make a fake newspaper article of a movie review for a movie about Beethoven we watched in music cl called "Beethonve Lives Upstairs". We need to think of a creative title for our newspaper, and I can't think of one. If it helps, the movie is getting mainly negative comments, but there are some good ones. Overall, I'm giving it one thumb up, one down. So I can't think of a good title for my newspaper. Any ideas from anyone?